the canucks saluted the crowd at centre ice and then they separated and skated towards the glass AND EVERY ONE OF THEM GAVE THEIR STICKS AWAY
Because it was inappropriate!!
I don’t know about you all but I found that post super fucking funny, in the stupid sense like so stupid it’s funny.
Tell me some of the things he said were not hilarious though!!
“How the fuck you go to the DMV to learn how to drive and walk out with some dudes cum leaking out your pussy?”
THAT WAS THE ONE LINE WHY I BOTHERED TO READ IT.
That line is like Chris Rock caliber.
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I’m not telling you!!
(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)
BE MORE AMERICAN DAMN IT
But how is Toews pronounced ”Taze”
(Source: maikybayona)
if you blame a goalie for a teams loss i will throw a cactus at your fucking face
(Source: beaubenn3tt)
No goals yet for Crosby????? OooOOoOoOoOoO!!!!
Uuuuuummmmmm no!!
.93 save percentage nbd
Bahaha don’t worry about it :)))))))
OH MY GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT POST BEFORE I FIXED THE TYPO
