Dear “Final Destination” people:
Stop making movies. Please? I hated the first four movies. They’re worse than “Kidz Bop.”
Much love,
Cuntface
No, but seriously. If it’s called “Final” Destination, why the Hell do you keep making sequels? Why not names like:
- The Destination
- Possibly Another Destination
- Is This the Final
- Destination?
- No, Wait, This is the Possible Final Destination
- Definitely the Final Destination
- Fuck, I Was Wrong. I’m Sorry. This is the Final Destination
- Who the Fuck Keeps Messing With the Schedule? That Was Suppose to Be the Final Destination. Stop Fucking Up the Schedule. Steve, Was it You? Fuck, Steve, You Ruin Everything. Sorry Everyone, This is the Final Destination
- Fuck it, Steve, You’re Fired.
(Source: kristincognito)
♥ Aug 20th at 7AM / via: final-destinations / op: kristincognito / tagged: final destination. Rant. / reblog
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Okay so I need to talk about this.
After I wrote this I realized how depressing it was.
My biggest pet peeve in sports
Three cheers for BJ Upton.
Three homeruns on three consecutive nights.
Can I get an amen?
♥ Jun 27th at 12AM / tagged: tampa bay rays. bj upton. rant. don't read past the cutoff if you don't care. / reblog
My mother ~
Thinks that the world is out to get her.
So when your team wins you’re all
And when your team loses you’re all ‘Whateva whateva we’re bosses, they cheated ~”
Meanwhile when my team wins, I’m like
And when my team loses I’m like “Damn, there’s always tomorrow I guess.”
Do you see the difference?
You’re annoying.
That is all.
